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Run It Aground.

Tees and hoodies for everyone who has done something stupid at a boat ramp and lived to wear the shirt.

The gift for the friend who backed the trailer in
The Qualified Captain at Sea Gear Marine
TQC

Worn as a warning

Everyone Gets The Joke

Everyone Gets The Joke

The artwork works because every person at the ramp has watched it happen, or done it.

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The Easy Gift

The Easy Gift

The shirt you buy for the friend who backed the trailer in. They will wear it.

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The Boat Ramp Tee.

It is a joke everybody at the ramp already understands, which is exactly why it sells.

  • The easiest gift in the store
  • Tees, hoodies and trucker hats
  • Everyone at the ramp gets the joke
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The Qualified Captain - Qualified Captain Props Tee 10 The Qualified Captain - Qualified Captain Props Tee 10 $30.00TQC - in stock
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The Qualified Captain Tees

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The Qualified Captain - Weigh Anchor Tee
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The Qualified Captain - Fenders Tee 10-133
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The Qualified Captain Captain Tee 10-136
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The Qualified Captain - Boat Ramp Champ Tee
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The Qualified Captain Hoodies

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